PERSON_2: What ts it now, seargent?

Seargent: We just got the final count on the terrorist evacuees, sir.

PERSON_2: Does this include the terrorist wounded from the terrorist hospitals?

Seargent: Yes, sir. Along with the terrorist doctors and terrorist nurses.

PERSON_1: Wait a minute. What’s all this “terrorist” business? Wasn’t Begin once a “terrorist,” too?

PERSON_2: Mr. Beign was not a terrorist. He was a freedom fighter.


Person 2: How many terrorist relatives?

Seargent: 3,000 terrorist wives and 7,000 baby terrorists.

(Trudeau, n.d.)


Trudeau, Garry. n.d. “7000 Baby Terrorists.”